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Hmm?
Come shower with me, I stiink.
Yes, I did. I:
Blaine.
Everett.
ander-blaine replied to your post: My birthday is in 3 daaaays!
sdjhaldgkjDGKSJ JEESH, GRANDMA.BLAAAAINERS. I’m gonna be 18!
THAT SHIIT CRAY.
YOU’RE LIKE.
325820346 YEARS OLD.
It was completely clear… I-I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
I just…
sorry.
Don’t listen to him, Cam. He’s usually the one that helps me or does my homework. He didn’t mean to upset you.
Yes, I did. I:
Um… Sorry. I was just offering help to a friend. Usually people come to me for homework help, and I know he needs it.
He doesn’t need your help — what part of that wasn’t clear?

Oh, Ev. Seriously. I can help. Yes, it takes an immense amount of effort, but at least your grades won’t be horrid with me coaching.
Yeah, but. I don’t have to do this one so.
What about your algebra homework, mister? And the textbook questions from Honors Biology?
He doesn’t need your help, thanks.